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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 10:55

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Yes sir it is.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why isn't the FBI raiding all Silicon Valley companies like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, WhatsApp, TikTok, Reddit, Google, Yahoo, YouTube, Disqus, Wikipedia for censoring the World through their Ban cartel violating the constitution freespeech laws?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?

After a few moments he returns.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

{RING} {RING}

Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

HELLO

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

According to Amy Schumer, John Cena was actually inside of her during the TrainWreck love scene. I thought that was illegal in Hollywood?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.